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With a batch file, you save all the commands into one file, and just run the batch file, instead of your gazillion commands individually. I was facing the same situation in Mac OSX when I realised that I didn't know how to create a batch file in Mac OSX. Hopes peak mac os. Turns out it's pretty easy. Some of the best HTML editors for Mac OS X are free or available as an evaluation version with no enforced time limit. Sublime Text (the latter) is extremely fast and can be customized without much fiddling. I use Sublime Text 2 as well. However, Brackets also seems to be very interesting. A test will show how good it actually is.

As some of you may know, I travel a lot. I am always on a plane without internet and not much to do. Up until now I've been using my iPad for watching the few movies I purchased from Google Play because Google Play lets you watch offline. The problem with this is my iPad doesn't have a lot of storage space and can't keep me entertained on a six or more hour flight. I heard Amazon Prime members can download movies for free and I saw that Amazon Kindle Fire tablets were only $40.00 with an expandable SD card slot.

I purchased one of these $40.00 tablets and a large micro SD card with the intention of downloading a bunch of movies as part of my Prime subscription. The problem is that my Prime subscription was part of a household account, which has fine print that says I can only stream, not download. This rendered the Kindle Fire tablet rather useless to me.

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This lead me down the path of wanting to root the tablet and install a custom ROM to it. These are the things I did to turn my $40.00 disappointing Kindle Fire tablet into something comparable to the $200.00 tablets in circulation.

Before proceeding, please be aware that if you mess up your Kindle Fire device, I am not responsible for it. I'm happy to help you troubleshoot in the comments should this event happen.

The Requirements

Let me first start by sharing the equipment and software I used:

  • 8GB Kindle Fire 5th generation tablet
  • Fire OS 5.12
  • SuperTool by Root Junky
  • Nexus ROM

Let me explain a few things first. My Kindle Fire is the edition with advertisements. When I purchased it, the tablet was $40.00 and it was the 5th generation of it. The tablet came with Fire OS 5.12.1 which, as of May 2016, was incompatible with the existing root tools.

The root tool I used was called KingRoot and was installed as part of SuperTool. If KingRoot doesn't support Fire OS 5.12.1 or higher at the time of reading this, you'll need to downgrade your Kindle Fire firmware.

UPDATE 06/15/2018: Some users in the comments have pointed out that the latest generation of Kindle Fire hardware and firmware may not be compatible with this tutorial. As previously mentioned, everything in this tutorial is use at your own risk. It worked for me and others using the 5th generation hardware. Unless you've done physical damage to your hardware, very rarely is a bricked device beyond fixing using only software.

Downgrading Fire OS

If KingRoot supports your version of Fire OS, feel free to disregard this.

Remember, my Kindle Fire came with 5.12.1, which was incompatible. I had to downgrade to 5.12 which was supported by KingRoot. This earlier version can be directly downloaded from here. If for some reason that link doesn't work, XDA Developers has a list of Kindle Fire images.

To downgrade (or upgrade), power down your Kindle Fire tablet and start it in recover mode by pressing the volume down + power at the same time.

When in the Amazon System Recovery, choose apply update from ADB and take your business to the ADB tool on your computer. From your Terminal (Mac and Linux) or Command Prompt (Windows), execute the following:

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Make sure to swap out file.bin with the file you downloaded. It may take a few minutes to apply the fresh image.

Use SuperTool to Root Your Kindle Fire

SuperTool by Root Junky does a few things for us related to getting a custom ROM installed as well as a few things that are very useful, but not really relevant to this article.

SuperTool will install KingRoot which will root the Kindle Fire, giving us root level access to the tablet operating system as well as install FlashFire which will allow us to load a custom ROM.

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Yes, everything that SuperTool does can be done manually. I'm just sharing it because it is the easiest way to get this job done for most people. It works for Windows, Mac, and Linux.

Using your Command Prompt (Windows) or Terminal (Mac and Linux), execute the appropriate .bat or .sh file found in the SuperTool downloaded directory.

Option 2 will do half of what we need. Midway through the root process you'll need to run KingRoot. This process took me a few minutes and failed a few times due to me running an incorrect version of Fire OS. If your Fire OS is correct it should succeed and when finished, you can continue the SuperTool root process.

After the tablet was rooted, FlashFire needs to be installed with SuperTool. This is option 6 in the command line interface. It shouldn't take more than a second or two to install.

Download the Nexus ROM and Install it with FlashFire

The Kindle Fire tablet at this point should be rooted. If it has not been rooted, what comes next will not work.

Like I've already mentioned we're going to be installing the Nexus ROM. There are other ROMs out there, for example an unofficial CyanogenMod ROM. The Nexus ROM is a very vanilla version of Android which I've found to work very well on this low budget tablet. You can get the latest version of this ROM from XDA Developers, but this direct link might work as well.

With the ROM downloaded somewhere on the tablet's internal storage, open the FlashFire application that was installed via SuperTool.

You must follow these steps exactly, otherwise you risk the installation having problems:

  1. Select the red plus (+) button to expand a selection of options, choosing Wipe.
  2. Select System data, 3rd party apps, and Dalvik cache if they are not already checked.
  3. Click the red plus (+) button again and choose Flash ZIP/OTA.
  4. Search for the Nexus ROM that you've downloaded and choose it.
  5. Automount and Mount /system read/write need to be unchecked.
  6. Drag Wipe to the top of the queue.

As soon as you hit the FLASH button it will do its thing which includes tablet restarts. It could take around thirty minutes to complete. A version of these instructions can also be found on the XDA Developers website.

Boot the tablet and your Kindle Fire should have received an awesome upgrade.

Above is the AOSP Nexus ROM that I installed to my Kindle Fire. It no longer uses Amazon's Fire OS.

Conclusion

Although not what I had originally planned, I now have a cheap tablet with expandable memory that can still carry a decent selection of Google Play movies on it. After rooting and custom flashing an Android ROM to the Kindle Fire tablet, the tablet's performance and battery life got significantly better. It is a potentially risky process, but I recommend it to anyone looking for a cheap win.

Nic Raboy

Nic Raboy is an advocate of modern web and mobile development technologies. He has experience in Java, JavaScript, Golang and a variety of frameworks such as Angular, NativeScript, and Apache Cordova. Nic writes about his development experiences related to making web and mobile development easier to understand.

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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Mac OS X.
The default wallpaper for Mac OS X 10.3 'Panther', painted with oil on canvas, took Apple CEO Steve Jobs nearly three years to paint.

Mac OS X (the X stands for XPerience) is one of the greatest pieces of iArt ever created. It is the only painting of its kind to actually interact with iHuman iUsers by animating with the iUser's movements. In fact it is so interactive that it is mistaken for an operating system. Although no one can be sure, given the intense secrecy surrounding its development, it is believed that Mac OS X was created and implemented entirely by one being, Steve Jobs.

OS X is known for its extraordinary level of prettiness and is just the operating system to get if you love amazingly useful features such as smoke blowing across your desktop when you burn a disk. Features such as this are enhanced even more by the fact that you can make the smoke 'waft' across your desktop if you blow in the microphone. Clearly, OSX has been designed from the ground up to enable the most productive and useful experience imaginable.

  • 1History
  • 2Features

History[edit]

133BC-1959[edit]

BigD, a very experienced computer engineer, decided that he wanted to make a better OS than Windows, so he decided to code one from scratch. And 2 days later, he completed the software and started to distribute among his friends, which one of them happened to be Steve Jobs. They both got into a feud and they separated their ties. They stop being friends 32 days later and now, BigD is developing another newer software, called 'Mack OR D', ever since Steve Jobs made Mac OS X famous and gained copyright, rendering BigD stranded in the IT world without an OS to look after.

1960-1970[edit]

Steve Jobs, a descendant of Michelangelo, who one day, while thinking in his cardboard box outside Denny's, felt he was a shame to his family. One day while

Paint pallet Jobs used while creating Mac OS X. His quick use of the pallet made it all shiny, pixelated, and it spun.

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scrimmaging through a garbage heap for food, he came across a painting kit. At that moment he just started painting feeling, 'possessed by Michelangelo.' Jobs then woke up one day and saw his finished piece of artwork. He was amazed by the fact that it glowed at night and that if he moved his paintbrush, a little arrow followed it. Snorting a bit of coke, Jobs named his piece Mac OS X.

Mac OS X was sent in to a venture corporation by Jobs, hoping to start his company Apple (named after the various colored and moldy apple cores he used as paint). His idea wasn't taken seriously (because no one takes homeless people seriously), but after repeated attempts Jobs finally..


..failed. So he kidnapped a white collar kind of person, killed him, and took his cloths. Jobs shaved with a keychain (took him five days) and tried for the last time. This time he was taken seriously and the Apple company was created

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1980's-1990's[edit]

At first the company was useless, it had nothing to sell, and it was close to being shutdown. That is when an employee noticed an unframed painting on the wall. He asked Jobs who made it and Jobs said he did. The employee started to kiss his iAss quickly afterwards and this gave Jobs a wonderful idea. First every kiss-ass employee was fired, then Jobs showed his artwork to his technical team. They were amazed by the painting's look and user interface and the fact that they didn't need to put effort into it.

So they ifilmed the painting and tried to control it from a screen to no avail. Then somebody mentioned computers (this is the 80's by the way) and the team quickly worked on to create the worlds first personal computer (Microsoft was still unknown). They bought a tub of Legos, melted it, formed it into a box, and shoved a piece of glass in the front. The next step was to upload the Mac OS X into it, so they attempted to shove it. After repeated attempts they finally..

..failed, again. Someone brought up a neat-O idea, how bought mix the painting with UNIX. No one knew what that was, they thought it was a brand of chocolate. It was so they slobber the box with chocolate and attempt to shove the painting in. The person with the UNIX idea scolded the tech team and told them he meant the AT&T operating system. It was too late, the team had thrown the painting into a batch of melting UNIX chocolate bars and the plastic boxes. Steve Jobs saw this and became furious, but the batch exploded before the tech team was fired, and the iMac was born.

Today[edit]

The iMac is considered an important moment in art history and mistakenly in PC history. The original canvas, the Mac OS X, was destroyed, so in order to continue the survival of the Mac OS X, the OS is repainted in sweat shops in Taiwan and placed inside iMacs. The iMacean Military is now in a battle against the HP Pavilionites in some dude's basement in Chicago.

Features[edit]

Look[edit]

The painting is shiny due to its high level content of lead and melted toys. The blue background is said to be painted by technique known as neon lights.

Uselessness[edit]

  • Like most artwork, there are no uses.
  • I once uploaded porn on Mac OS X, but you can't enjoy it in an art gallery.
  • I tried to change the background, but I received an error that said I couldn't do that for I was 'vandalizing a great piece of artwork.'
  • Mac OS X is to be used as a scrapbook where cutouts of programs are pasted on.
  • Widgets are to be taped on the screen.

Games[edit]

OSX has a massive variety of fun, exciting games. These include:

Bands[edit]

iwrestledabearonce was hired by Steve Jobs to write commercial songs Mac OS X, but, while they were recording the song, they all dropped their instruments on the floor, thus recording their first hit single. They continued mangling their instruments and screaming like banshees, thus creating their first album.

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Mac OS X in iPods[edit]

One day during a conference meeting, Steve Jobs began doodling on a piece of sketch paper. This turned out to be a portable version of the Mac OS X painting. Once again, he and his staff made history in the electronics industry by sliding the small piece of paper into a plastic box. Thus, the birth of iPod.

Later, Jobs colored it and created the iPod with photos.

The iPod with video was conceived when a the tech team supervisor Joe put a portable TV behind the photo iPod. Steve Jobs painted the portable TV to mimic its background for consumer marketing reasons.

See also[edit]


Apple Product Range
iPods:iPod - iPod Mini - iPod Nano - iPod Yocto - iPod Lo-Fi - iPod Floppy - iPod chair - iPod Car - iPod Slim - iCan't Believe It's Not iPod - iCan't Believe It's Not Butter
iDevices:iMac - iPad - iNuke - iRon - Apple Watch - iMath - iHamster - iRaq - iPoop - iOwa - iRak - iRan - IEye - iBladder - iClothes - iBrows - iRack - iDiot - iCarly - iBauer - iWeapon - iSland
iHardware:iGraters - iSpell Key - MacBook - Euroipods - triPod - ehPod - YouPod - IHenge - iEarth - iPhone
iSoftware:iTunes - iMovie - iLinux - Mac OS X - Mac OS 10.5
i3rd Party Mods:iPod Nano 200gb Instructions - iTrip - iHack
iOthers:Neuroipods - iFraud - iCult
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